oh god it goes back like five pages
mods please we're about to reach critical reactor pressure

technically those posts are actually off-topic so they're not breaking any of code of conduct and we're going to leave them

Sorry about that, folks. I removed the threads and IP-banned the bots. I'm not sure how they got around our spam prevention systems, I'll have to have Welder look into that. Given the volume, I may have accidentally removed legitimate threads in the process, so if you notice one missing, let me know and I'll try to retrieve it.