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Author:  rstnme [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:54 am ]
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Cyclone_Joker wrote:
rstnme wrote:
Says the guy coming off an aberrant ellipses
... You really don't get it, do you? I can't decide whether that makes this funnier or more depressing.
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and then doesn't quote his own "quote."
I honestly can't figure out if you're trolling or not. Poe's Law and all.


Well, since I don't get it, I'm either about to make you laugh or cry, and you can't figure it out, you should probably report me for trolling just to be safe. It's the mature thing to do and all.

I have a feeling your initial post might be marked as non-contributory though, just a heads up.

Author:  Yarium [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:19 am ]
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As an aside, I find a bunch of these funny, but I do really like Harry Potter. Well, not the early books, but book 3 starts getting tolerable (as does the movie), and book 4/movie 4 are my favourite :)

Oh, and stop picking fights you two ;)

Wheaton's law.

If you don't like what someone is saying/how they're saying it, then you really don't need to get involved.

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http://xkcd.com/386/

Author:  rstnme [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:41 am ]
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Picking fights? I thought the Poe's Law reference was a stroke of ironic genius! You can tell I'm being serious because I'm using punctuation. Though I suppose nothing I say at this point will be taken seriously, which, considering the OP, is sad.

Author:  Yarium [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:50 am ]
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rstnme wrote:
Picking fights? I thought the Poe's Law reference was a stroke of ironic genius! You can tell I'm being serious because I'm using punctuation. Though I suppose nothing I say at this point will be taken seriously, which, considering the OP, is sad.


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I just learned about Poe's Law!

(seriously, I had never heard of it before)

Author:  rstnme [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:54 am ]
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Me too!

Author:  Lilan [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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what is the fundamental directive of humanity and how do individuals attempt to optimize towards this directive

Author:  Dudibus [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:28 pm ]
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Your question implies humanity is a cohesive unit on a level more cerebral than flesh.

Author:  AzureShade [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:44 pm ]
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Dudibus wrote:
Your question implies humanity is a cohesive unit on a level more cerebral than flesh.
Which is funny because it really isn't.

Author:  rstnme [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:46 pm ]
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Lilan wrote:
what is the fundamental directive of humanity and how do individuals attempt to optimize towards this directive


To resist entropy by being able to identify and objectify it.

The Kardashians.

Author:  Ko [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:59 pm ]
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Cyclone_Joker wrote:
...You know, I didn't think I'd have to pull out this quote already, but seriously, punctuation exists for a reason and your abuse of the shift key is to the point that Social Services needs to be involved.

Your inability to type coherent sentences aside, I'm at least glad you're self-aware enough to admit you have a problem. That's the first step to solving it, after all.


its funny that your posts are so bad that people that don't use punctuation have better posts than you

Author:  Cyclone_Joker [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:24 pm ]
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Ko wrote:
its funny that your posts are so bad that people that don't use punctuation have better posts than you
Nah, that's not funny. What I do think is funny is that none of those people are on this site.

Author:  rstnme [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:31 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were DnD:

Hufflepuff: LG and NG
Griffindor: NG and CG
Ravenclaw: CG, CN, NG
Slytherin: NE, LE

Yes? Mm.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:58 pm ]
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Cyclone_Joker wrote:
Ko wrote:
its funny that your posts are so bad that people that don't use punctuation have better posts than you
Nah, that's not funny. What I do think is funny is that none of those people are on this site.

Now that was a funny comeback. Very nice, Cyclone.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:59 pm ]
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rstnme wrote:
If Hogwarts were DnD:

Hufflepuff: LG and NG
Griffindor: NG and CG
Ravenclaw: CG, CN, NG
Slytherin: NE, LE

Yes? Mm.

Me likes...

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:04 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... That ship in the 4th movie that goes underwater would get dragged to the bottom by a Kraken and the Aboleth, crushed, and all of those boys would be slaves to their overlords never to be seen again above waves, or drowned, whichever the DM prefers. Ain't the Underdeep a kick in the sweets, kiddos? (No wonder D&D players don't like water and boats.)

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:10 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... The basilisk grotto would lead to an Underdark connection, and the school would periodically be raided for late night brain snacks by herb smoking Illithids.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:15 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... Wizard's chess could never be played because those pesky little Rust Monsters would eat the pieces.

Author:  Ko [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:21 pm ]
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could you please not post five times in a row

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:46 pm ]
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Dude, why are you so OCD about protocol? What do you care how many times I post in a row? I post when I think of a new one, so what?

Author:  Cyclone_Joker [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:42 pm ]
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rstnme wrote:
If Hogwarts were DnD:

Hufflepuff: TN
Griffindor: TN
Ravenclaw: TN
Slytherin: TN
Fixed it for you.
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Dude, why are you so OCD about protocol?
I don't think you know what OCD is.
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What do you care how many times I post in a row?
Because it's annoying to just see your pointless posts sitting there taking up space when they could have just been edited in.

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