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Author:  Arcane Archer [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:41 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... Hermione would probably have put a portable hole in her bag of holding first year and been sucked into an alternate dimension.

Author:  Ko [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:43 pm ]
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ok

Author:  shab [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:46 pm ]
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the book would have been a lot different then

Author:  rstnme [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:47 pm ]
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if hogwarts were D&D...

Neville would totally be the DM's irl partner. Fundamentally useless but still comes out on top? C'mon book one.

Author:  iamajellydonut [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:48 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were Dungeons and Dragons, it'd be Harry and Hogwarts.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:51 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... It would take a lot more than a broom to beat a dragon, and they'd cast spells back at you.

Author:  rstnme [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:52 pm ]
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if hogwarts were DnD...

NO. ELVEN. ARCHERS.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:55 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... Green slime would have eaten Harry and Ron before they ever got to the Basilisk lair.

Author:  rstnme [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:57 pm ]
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If hogwarts were DnD...

When the hat rolled, all the 1s would go to Hufflepuff.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:17 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... Mordenkainen's Disjunction would really piss everyone off.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:20 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D... Albus Dumbledore would still be bombad.

...There would have to be a 2nd magic items table just to handle all of the Weasley twin's inventions.

...The Deathly Hallows would be somewhat mundane magic items.

Author:  Yarium [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:49 pm ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D, all the low-level characters would know nothing, but the ruler would be incredibly powerful despite having no real good reason to still be there.

Oh wait...

Author:  rstnme [ Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:52 pm ]
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if hogwarts were dnd dances would be encounters

Author:  purple shrimp [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:07 am ]
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if hogwarts were dnd it would still be bad

Author:  Cyclone_Joker [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:06 am ]
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If Hogwarts were D&D...

Nothing would change because all the characters would still be **** brain damaged and surviving only on plot convenience.
purple shrimp wrote:
if hogwarts were dnd it would still be bad
:thumbsup:

Author:  rstnme [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:08 am ]
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oh hey look here's a conversation about something i dislike so i'm going to let people know i dislike it bc i was brought up to think everything i say and think and do is important just look at all my participant ribbons!

Author:  Cyclone_Joker [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:36 am ]
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rstnme wrote:
oh hey look here's a conversation about something i dislike so i'm going to let people know i dislike it bc i was brought up to think everything i say and think and do is important just look at all my participant ribbons!
...You know, I didn't think I'd have to pull out this quote already, but seriously, punctuation exists for a reason and your abuse of the shift key is to the point that Social Services needs to be involved.

Your inability to type coherent sentences aside, I'm at least glad you're self-aware enough to admit you have a problem. That's the first step to solving it, after all.

Author:  rstnme [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:08 am ]
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Says the guy coming off an aberrant ellipses and then doesn't quote his own "quote."

Pshaw.

Also, if DnD were Hogwarts, there still wouldn't be any classes teaching basic English.

Author:  Cyclone_Joker [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:20 am ]
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rstnme wrote:
Says the guy coming off an aberrant ellipses
... You really don't get it, do you? I can't decide whether that makes this funnier or more depressing.
Quote:
and then doesn't quote his own "quote."
I honestly can't figure out if you're trolling or not. Poe's Law and all.

Author:  Dudibus [ Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:23 am ]
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If Hogwarts were D+D then no women would ever attend the school and all the boys would be hairy palmed basement dwellers.

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