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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:34 am 
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Y'all are still playing Mafia on this very-falsely-advertised forum? I had bet myself that this community would crumble inside of two months after I stopped checking it. Guess I lost, but also won? That's what happens when you make bets with yourself. Anywayz with a z, last year I ran a game here called "M0nster's Cute Mafia Game of Cute Lil' Monsters". Perhaps you played in it? If you were cool, you did. This is the link to it if you didn't: https://nogoblinsallowed.com/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=27085. Go read it now. I'll wait.

Nah, **** waiting.

The crux of the game was that each player played a cute lil' monster like me, each with their own alignment and win condition. Winning, like any good Mafia game, required teamwork... A difficult thing to do when nobody had any teammates! But that was easily fixed with some convenient plot devices. And by plot devices I mean night powers. Also, there were a set of seven legally distinct Chaos Emeralds which made things even more chaotic and thereby more fun. Votes were not public, and a significant part of the fun (at least for me) was in watching you fools try to play a game while having not the faintest idea what kind of shenanigans you were ultimately playing against. Thems the breaks of closed setups. Tough cookies.

But what if I told you things didn't have to go down that way? What if I told you it was possible to play the same exact game, with the same exact setup, only this time the setup is open and all the possible roles are publicly known before the game even begins. Would the outcome be drastically different if players went into it fully informed? Or will the homogenous (and sticky) Green Cult win all over again, proving once and for all that forewarned is not in fact forearmed? I don't know! And that's reason enough for me to run this sequel, which like all great Hollywood sequels, rehashes the same exact plot points of the first film but in a slightly different order.

SO without further ado, and with only a scant few days left to this year, I give you...

M0nster's Cute Mafia Game of Cute Lil' Monsters 2: Open Season for Chaos

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Sign-ups are now open.

PLAYERS LIST:
  1. M0nster (yes, you read that right, I will be playing in my own game, once again)
  2. DarkStar
  3. Ragnarokio
  4. Zinger2099
  5. Aaarrrgh
  6. Tevish Szat
  7. KoD
  8. Mongoose
  9. Neon Abigail is Cute <3
  10. Queenie
  11. ???
  12. Your mother

Update: We now have 10 players, which means the paused countdown clock on Night 0 has officially begun. Better hurry and confirm you read the rules and your role (instructions in your role pm), and then use any Night 0 abilities you want to fire off, because Day 1 comes soon. If anybody else would LILKE to sign-up to this thing, I'll accept players above and beyond the minimum of 10 as long as they sign up before Night 0 ends.

FAQ
1. What happens if 10 people are signed up, but I want to play too?
A. Sign up anyway, I could probably make an 11th role on the spot.

2. Why do you say this forum is falsely-advertised?
A. At least half of y'all are definitely goblins. KoD especially.

3. "Literally any other question"?
A. You ask too many questions. Sign up, shut up, and sit your cute lil' monster butt down and wait for the game to start to know more.

Come on. Just /in. Don't even think about it. You know you missed me. :cloud9:

Oh. And like, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, I guess.

Game Thread: https://forum.nogoblinsallowed.com/view ... 26&t=27854

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2022 1:40 am 
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I'm, unfortunately, required to wait now.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:11 am 
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it was my favorite game so far. Definitely /IN!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2022 11:28 am 
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Sure, I'll /in, with full intent to use my NLP to great effect, given the open setup.


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I'm, unfortunately, required to wait now.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:56 pm 
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I'll play.

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Time for round 2! in.

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Only 4 more player slots to go (assuming no 11th player shows up in the 11th hour to throw my carefully planed game into chaos; wouldn't that be fun). I woud've expected this game to fill up by now. What's taking y'all so long? ****, it's almost like y'all have lives outside of mafia or something. C'mon, just...


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:14 pm 
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Ok, I'm ready for the slot that could be anybody (who gives a crap) so in.

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Everyone in this game gets to be a Cute Lil' Monsterâ„¢, but some are just cuter than others and that's a fact.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:53 pm 
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What's a girl got to do to get her stupid sequel game to reach 10 players round here? :nonono: Do I need to put up a sign that says "will suck dick for more players"? :gross:

Better yet, I'll put up a sign that says "KoD will suck dick for more players"! :D

You don't mind, right KoD? I'm sure you've sucked dick for less... :roll:

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I'm sure there is a nonzero amount of people that would concur.

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Better yet, I'll put up a sign that says "KoD will suck dick for more players"! :D


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Queenie wrote:
M0nster wrote:
Better yet, I'll put up a sign that says "KoD will suck dick for more players"! :D


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Well, KoD, looks like someone took the bait. Hope you've got flavored condoms. :party:

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