I was thinking Bend, OR with its 90,000 pop, and being tucked away between a lake and a reserve would help but I have adjusted your rating.

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Drag over pallets would make this killer OP.

The huntress has less of a penalty for missing; guaranteed damage on hit; no giant stun; no range limit on the shot; and can hit over pallets. Right now he’s a much worse but slightly stealthier version of her.

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All true, but being able to chain someone, who probably is uninjured, over the first pallet they jump, is OP.

Only a Huntress with a red addon could do anything similar.

The chain does not injure them unless they break it; so unless he received a buff I don’t know of the best case is similar to legion on uninjured survivor.

That being said that is not the buff the dude probably needs imo

Most of their cooler powers have ended up kind of unusable in the intended way tbh.

People refused to cleanse against plague, so she never got corrupt purge.

Legions primary play style on launch was chasing people backwards.

Ghostface used efficiently doesn’t stalk or crouch.

Wondering if something similar will happen with the harpoon gun.

I'm having this weird taco/quesadilla hybrid thing my fiancee made me, a carrot, frozen grapes, a bag of "Flaming Hot" Munchies and a can of Dr. Pepper.


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I’m starting to imagine sixty as a younger Bill Overbeck and his fiancée as Zoey.

Sorry if that is offensive.

Sort of, except I would be from L4D, cuz I get weapons to fight back. My fiancee would be Claudette.

Zoey is the female npc from L4D with the poneytail. I was already referring to that game.

Yeah, but my fiancee would be from DbD not L4D. She would max out her altruism every game but only escape 25% of the time

Claudette is the person hiding and self caring in the corner. Hatch every game.

Yeah, I can see that. Bend is also a resort town, so we get lots of tourists out here. In the winter for skiing, and in the summer for the sun (Portland and the valley can be gloomy, even during the summer at times) That is actually how I ended up here, I used to vacation here from Portland just to see what the sun looked like, and eventually decided to just move here.

Honestly, I don't think I am at a huge risk, but just due to the lowered immune system, probably the highest in my office.

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Name.........Contracting SARS-2 Odds.................SARS-2 Death Odds
sixty4half..................1 in 1500................................1 in 2500
Black Barney...............2 in 25....................................1 in 25
DJ0045.....................1 in 1000..............................1 in 2500
Cucho Lambreta..........1 in 800................................1 in 2500
Wintervoid................1 in 940...............................1 in 2500
NightHawk233............1 in 1100..............................1 in 2500
divinevert..................1 in 20...................................1 in 100
giocher......................1 in 1000...............................1 in 2500
DaRkStAr...................1 in 25..................................2 in 100
The Secret of TIMH.......1 in 1500..........................1 in 2500
thedevilwuster...........1 in 1000................................1 in 800
deadpoet....................1 in 2000...............................1 in 1000
Double Rainbow Guy.......1 in 1.......................................1 in 1


Article about mortality rates in regards to other health issues
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanc ... 40-6736(20)30566-3/fulltext

Twitter post from Helen Branswell about mortality rates in Italy in regards to age
https://mobile.twitter.com/HelenBranswe ... 89/photo/1

Map from Johns Hopkins Medical Group that I use to track infection rate
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps ... 7b48e9ecf6

oh we gotta get Darkstar in here cuz he's euro so it's a whole other ball of wax. I mean he's the closest of ALL OF US to the big outbreak in northern italy which borders his country.

And we gotta get Devil in here cuz he's the oldest one here and should be more at risk of taking the dirt nap if he gets hit. Plus, he's not sensitive to this stuff. It takes some big brass balls to talk about your band and music so openly on the internet. Hats off to him.

ONE IN THREE for me for contracting Corona?! WTF? I live in a city with the exact same population as focking DJ who lives in the STATES which we KNOW will not handle this outbreak as well as Canada. So i need to be getting the same odds as DJ at the very least. But I think if I contract it, i'm at LEAST 1 in 4 to die, if not even worse than that. I'd say 1 in 3.

And please correct mjack to 1 in 1 for both.



btw, Howard Stern show used to run a deadpool for the wackpack but when they started dying off and lots of money was being made on the deadpool, they had to stop doing it. It was way too morbid. I'm sure this will be fun up until someone actually dies (don't call it off on my account tho if I go. life goes on)

You travel to much. You date to much. You eat out at restaurants to much. For your death odds, I factored in the Canadian health care system.


mJack is not getting a 1:0 ratio.

Giocher lives in Italy so he is the closest to the outbreak.

I'll ask him on Discord if he's okay with being in on this.

I’ll try to remember to post if I’m dying in the hospital.