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 Post subject: Let's insult MTG
PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 2:28 am 
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What are the best insults, quips, and mockeries towards MTG that you've heard?

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 Post subject: Re: Let's insult MTG
PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Let's insult MTG
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:15 am 
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I don't think I've ever heard any insults directed at MTG.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's insult MTG
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:55 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Let's insult MTG
PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:52 pm 
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TPmanW wrote:
I don't think I've ever heard any insults directed at MTG.

after reading this thread I'm pretty sure I still haven't.

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PS: that's not fair, Wizards of the Cost is pretty solid.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's insult MTG
PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 11:59 am 
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Nothing directed to M:tG as a whole, but I've been on a kick lately in terms of poking fun of certain planeswalkers.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:10 am 
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Something for the german fellas out here ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Let's insult MTG
PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 3:43 pm 
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The only fun card in the game (Hymn to Tourach) was called the least fun card in the game by the feral Mark Rosewater! He co-opted the game after the Doc Martens crowd left.

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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 11:54 pm 
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Magic: the Gathering's mama is so fat, Emrakul was scared she might fall on her.


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